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John Wick (I jotted down a list of pros and cons, and yea, I’m thinkin’ I’m back.)

Because I closed my last post with a John Wick reference, it only makes sense that my first review back is, well, John Wick. My Keanu Theory Before I start, I have to go into my Keanu theory. After watching … Continue reading

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The Symbol that Action Movies Need: Me

 Sometimes, after a job’s well done, the opportunity arises to stop your world-changing blog, slow everything down and recede into the comforts of normal human life.

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Fast and Furious 6

Take one part fast cars– including souped-up, bullet-proof indy cars, one part physics-defying action and one part Dwayne Johnson‘s arms and you have a winning formula. With his federally issued Under Armour and garden-hose-sized bicep veins, the Rock has cemented … Continue reading

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Drama to Action: Three actors who punched through genres

Every now and then, there’s a select few actors who dare to stray away from their typical realm of drama or comedy and opt to raise foot to ass. These actors often make the transition with a fair share of … Continue reading

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Do you smell that?

It’s probably not Southern cooking, or mom’s lasagna– slightly more intense and probably packed with protein– it’s what the Rock’s cooking. Hell, if it gives you cartoon-esque muscles then give me a slice. Last week’s movie featured multifaceted asskicker Arnold, … Continue reading

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The Last Stand

He left the stage and tanning booths behind for Hollywood, and when that got old, arm-wrestled politics. Finally, after a brief hiatus, our beloved muscle-bound hero is back, fueled by his power-packed, senior-discounted Denny’s meal and brandishing his newly acquired … Continue reading

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Jason “Stathammering” bad guys

This week’s spotlight is British badass Jason Statham. With his perpetual eight o’clock shadow (that looks like he shaves with a butter knife) and a voice that sounds as if his vocal cords are lined with asphalt, Statham jump kicked … Continue reading

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